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  • Sherry

    You’ve uncovered Phase III of the government initiative, “Let’s Move.”

    And I thought gym teachers who screamed at you for shuffling along for a few minutes were scary.

  • Ted Seeber

    I want one, but it’s likely $500-$500 if the cost of similar Parrot UAVs are any indication.

    • KML

      Ted, you could always invite a runner friend. We’re usually free. : )

      • Ted Seeber

        Yeah, but for an autistic, no human being beats the company of cool tech!

  • Laura Kazlas

    I’m on a road trip today and have been stuck in numerous traffic jams. I have really enjoyed reading your blog on the freeway. I’m 2 hours late getting home and you’ve REALLY helped me pass the time! Thank you SO much, Mark, for traveling down the freeway and keeping me company on my iPhone!

    • Ted Seeber

      I do hope you weren’t driving.