Getcher Blessed Voigin Mary! Now Appearing for a Limited Time!

Who could possibly be dubious about a banner ad like that?  The long-running hit show, now in its 31st Church-defying year!

It seems one of the Medjugorje frauds was making a limited time offer visit to Alabama and so the Blessed Virgin was booked to appear while she was there. Of course, there’s some question as to whether the place she was slated to be the opening act for the “visionary” is legit or not, with at least one fraud patronizing the venue with her boffo act while other devotees of the fraud call it a cult.

But they pay well and the show must go on! Plus, the leader of Caritas will whip that uppity woman of your’n into shape with his approved Billy Bob Bible Banger methods.

Sad to say, the show closed four days ago. No word on whether the Blessed Virgin will touring with Rick Astley.