I’m 28!

in Martian years.

Of course, the real trick is calculating the age of a dog on other planets.

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  • Adolfo

    What was the quote? Ah, yes…”And that’s when I shot him, your Honor.”

  • Glen H

    Of course you are less than 1 in Pluto years. How do I know this? Everyone is less than 1 in Pluto years. Since we discovered it, Pluto has yet to complete an orbit around the sun.

  • Hezekiah Garrett

    Which level of Hell did Dante put punsters in?

    • Cantorboy

      Same level as Capt. Ahab and condemned dentists, since Mark’s puns cause so much whaling and grinding of teeth.

      • Mark Shea

        Cantorboy’s body was never found.

  • Cantorboy

    Congratulations to anyone born June 5, 1930. You are 30,000 days old today!