I’m 28!

in Martian years.

Of course, the real trick is calculating the age of a dog on other planets.

For instance, how old is the……. Mars Rover!

Ah me! I am sooooo funny!

"My dog totally ignored the totality. I'm so disappointed."

For All Your Eclipse Needs
"The idea that moral values ought to stem from empathy (or sympathy, pity, compassion, what-have-you) ..."

A Hell of an Argument
"Mr. Steele, I will never be afraid. I will pray and act when the time ..."

Charlottesville, Virtue Signalling, and the Defenders ..."
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  • Adolfo

    What was the quote? Ah, yes…”And that’s when I shot him, your Honor.”

  • Glen H

    Of course you are less than 1 in Pluto years. How do I know this? Everyone is less than 1 in Pluto years. Since we discovered it, Pluto has yet to complete an orbit around the sun.

  • Hezekiah Garrett

    Which level of Hell did Dante put punsters in?

    • Cantorboy

      Same level as Capt. Ahab and condemned dentists, since Mark’s puns cause so much whaling and grinding of teeth.

      • Mark Shea

        Cantorboy’s body was never found.

  • Cantorboy

    Congratulations to anyone born June 5, 1930. You are 30,000 days old today!