Romney Sews Up the War Criminal Vote

Dick “Five Draft Deferments/Other Priorities/Deficits Don’t Matter/Make America a Torture State/Iraq Has WMDs/Worst Foreign Policy Debacle Since Vietnam” Cheney says Romney is the “only” presidential candidate one can trust to make the right decision in a foreign policy crisis.

Oh, and it appears I was premature to think that Romney profited monetarily off of the incineration of dead babies. My bad. All he actually did was profit politically off the murder of living babies:

When that ceased to be profitable as he contemplated a national run, he adapted his rhetoric to sound pleasing to prolifers in the ramp up to his failed 2008 run. He continues to emit those soothing noises now–while having fundraisers at the home of the maker of the morning after pill.