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My son Peter just walked up to me and said, “I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. It was then I realized: my life is a joke.”

I am so proud–and so ashamed. We’re hoping he considers becoming a priest, a minister, and a rabbi.

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  • Jocelyn

    How’s he going to swing becoming an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman?

    • Ted Seeber

      I thought he already was an Irishman…..

  • Martin T

    At least he didn’t dye his hair blonde.

  • http://www.lukeshea.com/ Luke Shea

    Martin T: No need. We Sheas are a notoriously blonde people.

  • http://abbey-roads.blogspot.com/ terry nelson

    Now this really made me laugh!

  • bob

    So the bartender says “We don’t serve no Sheas in here”, and he says “I’m a he A”? Just a thought….

  • enness

    Your kids are cracking me up.