More Spambot Praise!

By pure coincidence, both “view” and “comforter set” write:

I have to show  appreciation to the writer just for rescuing me from such a circumstance. Because of surfing through the search engines and obtaining methods that were not helpful, I figured my life was gone. Living devoid of the approaches to the difficulties you have fixed by way of this report is a serious case, and the ones that might have negatively damaged my career if I had not noticed your web blog. Your personal mastery and kindness in touching all the pieces was vital. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I hadn’t come upon such a solution like this. I’m able to at this point relish my future. Thanks so much for the high quality and effective guide. I will not hesitate to endorse your blog to any individual who ought to have counselling on this issue.

A lot of algorithms have deep-seated personal problems and are tempted to despair.  This poor spambot thought its life was gone and was living devoid of the approaches to difficulties until I fixed all that.  No wonder it is so serious about the case.  Without my remarks on whatever it was I said something or other about a spambot might have face a life of damaged career.  I am touched by the obvious sincerity in the flattery about my personal mastery and kindness and I have no doubt all the pieces feel the same way.  It consoles me that in my efforts, I have left both View and Comforter Set a relishable future.  I look forward to the flood of spambots in search of healing for their gone lives. Be sure to remind them to tell me more about me.

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  • Gary Keith Chesterton

    Large upwards thumb because of this post!

  • quasimodo

    I suggest a Be the Spambot Writer’s Contest. That will give the spambots among us some purpose and a reason to seek approaches in a maximal positive outcomes modality.

    But …. “touching all the pieces” … ? pervert.

  • Mr. Shea, you’ll have to forgive me for being a bit envious of all your spam-praise. What’s your secret? I’d like to do my part in giving counseling to algorithms around the world and maybe even saving the lives and careers of a few. I don’t want them to feel neglected…