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  • Maggie Goff

    Oh golly, I was getting sleepy and about ready to go to bed, and then I read this and was laughing so hard that I’m wide awake again. Thanks, Mark. LOL

  • This is brilliant! Of course, all the spam bots that ever troll me are usually trying to hock their premium electronic wares. If they ever become so sycophantic, I’ll have to do the same!

  • Bill

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  • Hezekiah Garrett

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