The last line is the best.
It’s all of the lime jello.
(Former Lutheran joke.)
I thought that was a Baptist joke?
No, the Baptist one involves taking more than one of them fishing with you to preserve your beer supply.
Though maybe desire for synthetic fruit flavored deserts is a protestant thing. It is darn near heretical.
I thought both of those jokes were about Mormons, actually. The skit reminds me of a line by a writer, “Silly is just silly, but funny is TRUE.”
The Lutheran I know is obsessed with Jello, and even managed to create an all-gelatin meal that included aspic.
Just perfect – many a true word spoken in jest, or joust!
That’s the masterful stylings of Hans Fiene… I would recommend taking a look at all his videos, although he has a lot of problems with the Catholic Church he also seems to have a great deal of respect for much of what the church stands for
I, too, adore Pastor Fiene’ s work and have seen all his Lutheran Satire videos. He’s in a class by himself.
Sorry but to me this is just f-cked up and gives me a headache. I acknowledge Lutherans as our fellow Christians, but they – and Protestants generally (not to mention Catholics) – just get on my f-cking nerves.
Prehaps, JB, you should attempt to cultivate a chaste nerve or two. Just for variety’s sake, if nothing else.
Or have a drink.
I was drunk when I wrote that, so I thank you for your friendly chastisement.
JB – then perhaps you need some worship aids to focus your prayers, how about this fine ‘traditional’ patrimony:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00cgfl3 [ Tilman Reimenschneider’s carved Holy Blood Altar in Rothenburg ob der Tauber St James Church ] and
both Catholic originally but carefully treasured and preserved for centuries by Lutherans – including a fundraiser to prevent the latter being melted for scrapmetal value in war time
– be thankful for small mercies, I say!