Ancient Astronauts No Doubt are to Blame

Ancient really big pile of rocks found at the bottom of the Sea of Galilee.

If I had interstellar travel capacity, I would totally go to another star system and pile up rocks.

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  • Gary Keith Chesterton

    “There could have once been statues on top of people in certain rituals.”

  • Newp Ort

    I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens!

    • Alex

      Beat me to it :p

  • Alex

    GRE analogy:

    CNN : pseudo-news :: History channel : pseudo-history

  • SouthCoast

    “Its size and location, say Marco, who also took video of the structure during a scuba dive to examine it, indicated it could have been constructed underwater as a type of fish nursery.” Ummmmm…yeah…. Because it’s so much easier to build a 60K ton basalt heap than to build a couple of boats and some nets to go get the fish.

  • Chris-2-4

    You might not do that if you JUST GOT interstellar travel, but if you had been gallivanting around the cosmos for millenia and had gotten bored, a quick stop to prank the organisms crawling out of the primordial ooze might be just the thing to boost morale.

  • bear

    Another win for that zany interstellar travelling band of merry rock piling proctologists.

    • Newp Ort

      “We’ve been coming here for over 50 years and performing anal probes, and all we’ve learned is that 1 in 10 doesn’t really seem to mind.”

  • Kenneth

    I like to think that if I had interstellar travel abilities, I’d so something more creative and malicious than pile rocks on the seabed. I’m thinking beaming down acres of plastic pink flamingos on the White House lawn or raising two giant Argonath-like statues on the spillway side of Hoover Dam – but with Andy Dick’s face on both….

  • Sean P. Dailey

    Maybe it’s the foundation of Orthanc! 0_o

  • Pavel Chichikov

    We all know how aliens would think, don’t we?

    • Ron Van Wegen

      Yes we do ’cause they got here from somewhere else and that implies just about everything you need to know about them.

  • Arnold

    I like to watch those “Ancient Aliens” shows on cable. They are so ridiculous but provide some entertainment value for the elaborate and contrived ‘arguments’ made by the producers. Like Mark, I have wondered why an advanced civilization capable of interstellar space travel would need to have the natives on Earth construct lines in the soil for landing strips or instruct them on how to construct megalithic statues and temples to honor them. Evidently, even Christ’s Resurrection was some sort of alien transportation.

  • Beccolina

    Maybe that’s where the ancients threw all the scrap rock from real buildings and statues. Bronze age dump heap.

  • http://denythecat/ Brian Sullivan

    I think Peter did it.

  • Theodore Seeber

    The biggest rock is 200 lbs, and this pile is only 10 meters deep.

    Why not just some rich king who wanted a private island?

  • obpoet

    Most likely, piled up by illegal aliens, and once realizing their intergalactic faux pas, went home.

    • Newp Ort

      They should be allowed back. Americans won’t do these jobs.

  • Loretta

    More likely the leftovers from the feeding of the five thousand…which would have turned to stone by now. :)

  • Chris M

    ancient mafia burial ground!