Attention Punsters

A reader writes:

If there is one thing I am confident in, it is the ability of you and your minions to come up with a pun.

My local parish is having a spring festival, and it is going to be spy themed, but I can’t think of anything better than “Double oh Heaven” Can you help? Please?

You’re Only Born Twice
Casino Royale Priesthood and Holy Nation
On His Divine Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds are Not Forever
Rise Another Day

Anyone? Bueller?

  • deacon chuck

    Holy Ghost Protocol

    • Mark Shea

      Ooh! That’s great!

  • Michelle

    Because the software insists I must be more wordy: Spy Games.

  • Michelle

    One more, since it came after I posted: Sacred, Not Stirred.

  • B.E. Ward

    Jesus: The Guy Who Loves Me

  • http://www.parafool.com victor

    Julius and Ethel He-is-Risenberg… or is that the wrong kind of spy?

    • Mark Shea

      Anthony May suggests “The Reborn Identity”. Excellent!

      • http://blog.hallenius.org Ken

        Total win. If they don’t go with this, they’re doing it wrong.

        • Ryan

          Winner winner chicken dinner. “The Reborn Identity” is the clear choice.

  • Tony

    For your pies, only.

  • Tony

    “Come to our spring festival. You have…A License to Chill.”

  • John K

    From Roma With Love. Or, without change, “The World is Not Enough.”

  • Ed the Roman

    This World Is Not Enough
    Die and Let Live
    The Man With the Golden Key
    The Eternal Daylights

  • http://gladius-spiritus.blogspot.ca/ bear

    My suggestion of Skyball seems humdrum in comparison to these.

  • http://disputations.blogspot.com Tom K.

    I Spy Wednesday
    Die to Sin Another Day
    Messianic Secret Agent Man
    Tinker, Tailor, Soldier of Christ, Spy
    Our Man in Heavena
    Smiley’s People of God
    Three Theological Virtues of the Condor

  • Tom

    From Heaven with Love

    Goldenkey

    • Tom

      The Evangelizers (from The Avengers).

  • MarylandBill

    The sinner who came in from the cold.

  • Kelly

    Shaken AND Stirred: The Holy Spirit Among Us
    Divino Royale: Jesus Christ, King of All
    Hellraker: How God Saved You from Darkness

  • Shuri

    The Man from G.O.D.
    (From the The Man From U.N.C.L.E.)

  • Thinkling

    Mission Infallible

    • http://arnobius-of-sicca.blogspot.com Arnobius of Sicca

      This one gets my vote

  • Jason

    The Bourne Again Identity

    • Jason

      Gah missed The Reborn Identity above. Nevermind

      • http://disputations.blogspot.com Tom K.

        You could still claim John 3:5 — The Reborn Ultimatum

        • Linebyline

          Ooh! I like that. I think that’s my favorite.

          (Somehow I think “The Reborn Supremacy” isn’t really in the spirit of the Sacrament, but “The Reborn Legacy” might be an option.)