Attention Punsters

A reader writes:

If there is one thing I am confident in, it is the ability of you and your minions to come up with a pun.

My local parish is having a spring festival, and it is going to be spy themed, but I can’t think of anything better than “Double oh Heaven” Can you help? Please?

You’re Only Born Twice
Casino Royale Priesthood and Holy Nation
On His Divine Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds are Not Forever
Rise Another Day

Anyone? Bueller?

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