From our “Don’t Patronize Me” File

A reader writes:

Greatest Exchange of All Time, from the Don’t Argue with My Mother File:

Person: Well, I guess the idea of the Resurrection must be comforting.

My Mother: Why would it be comforting if it weren’t true?

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