Who can dispute our urgent need to go to war with them and slaughter as many as possible? As this well-conditioned child of the Thing That Used to be Conservatism teaches us with the Wisdom of the Children:
In other news, the overwhelming favorite of Faithful Conservative Catholics[TM], bloodthirsty warmonger, torture fan, (and supporter of pro-abort Arlen Specter) Rick Santorum hints that he will be back in 2016 to do what he always does: push hard for more and more war, cheer for the murder of civilians as a “wonderful” thing, and prove that the GOP (and his fanbase in Faithful Conservative Catholicism[TM]) have not learned one damn thing from the debacle of the Bush years.
Nope. I refuse. I will not play their game. I will not vote for these butchers who fuel their campaigns with pledges to shed the blood of the right sort of innocents.