HAH! THE JOKE’S ON THEM! ALL ANTEATERS ARE IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED BECAUSE NO ANTEATER SUFFERS FROM ORIGINAL SIN! LOSERS! IN YOUR FACE, ANTEATER REPRODUCTION SCIENCE WRITER BABE! BOOM! OH YEAH! I’M BAD!
Straightens tie. Smooths down hair. Deep cleansing breaths.
So here’s the thing. The Immaculate Conception refers to the birth of the Immaculate Virgin Mary, who was conceived through ordinary sexual intercourse between her father and mother. She was preserved from all sin, both original and actual, but she had a human father and mother.
Anteaters, while sinless and occasionally born from parthenogenesis (i.e., without a father), are not conceived by the Holy Spirit. They are, however, made by the Holy Spirit along with all rest of the universe.
I feel… good. Boo, as they say, yah!