British Baseball Commentary…

…is like a Bacon and Chocolate Ice Cream Burger.

"I missed the part where your views of Mother Angelica's beliefs replaced everything from God ..."

Fire Raymond Arroyo
"The whole world has to organize around the hurt feels of offended white people.Um - ..."

The Umpteenth Iteration of “You Made ..."
"You're obsessed with Mark. It's kind of creepy, actually."

The Umpteenth Iteration of “You Made ..."
"PS, she might be proud of Arroyo but based on the gospels, Jesus isn't."

Fire Raymond Arroyo

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  • Ha! I think my favorite bit was calling Saltalamacchia “Salamander.”

  • moseynon

    Now THAT is color commentary. ESPN needs to hire this guy!

  • I feel a little sorry for folks who aren’t familiar with cricket…they’ll miss at least half the jokes here.

    Or…perhaps that would make the video more of a Dadaist masterpiece for them? Possible.

    All I know for sure is that someone on this side of the pond very much needs to do a similar parody commentary for cricket. (“He hits a ground ball back towards the pitcher…RUN, YOU FOOL! why isn’t he running?”)

    • That’s … a really good idea. I’m giggling at your example.

  • Brian Sullivan

    Crikey O’Blimey!

  • Ciaran in Ireland

    You’re feeling exactly how we in the UK & Ireland feel whenever we hear an American commentating on Soccer i.e. Football! If the score is 1-0, it’s one-nil, not one to nothing!!!!