Clerihew contest!

What’s a clerihew? A short comic or nonsensical verse, typically in two rhyming couplets with lines of unequal length and referring to a famous person.

Here’s my kickoff:

Pity poor Adolf Hitler.
When he does the Internet bit where
he has to compare his opponent to the WORST THING EVAR!!!111!!
All he has is the mirrar.

Knock yourselves out in the comboxes.

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