An Extremely Real and Not At All Fake Person Writes:

Good day my dear how are you doing,please my name is Mr Rowland Robinson I from United State of American and I,m working as a bank manager in Egypt and I discover about $ 5, million us dollars in the bank, please my dear I don’t have any other option than to contact you,please my dear for us to be a malty millionaire is in our hands I wanted to send this money to you so that we can established business in your country.I,m waiting to hear from you so that I can tell you what to do thanks.

I, for one, see no reason not to jump at the chance to be a malty millionaire.

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