November 22 Seems Like a Good Day for Conspiracy Theories

and reader John Herreid comes through with a fine, albeit tongue-in-cheek effort:

“I heard Our Lady of Medjugorje said vaccines cause genetically modified corn to adopt common core standards.”

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

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