I desperately want…

for this thing to be an ancient alien war machine that will awaken and destroy Seattle.

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  • texastwist

    I’m not saying it’s an Alien, but what else could it be? It’s an Alien!

  • http://robertfking.wordpress.com/ Roki

    You think you sit safely up in your Dark Tower, and laugh at us who live here in the heart of the Emerald City – but Snohomish County is not so far away. The aliens will not be mocked by some up-and-coming aspirant to Dark Lordship, and your evil minions are too few and too far to save you from their inhuman and incomprehensible wrath. So wish not destruction upon Seattle so blithely. The bell will toll for thee soon enough.

    • chezami

      Since the Ancient Evil awakened, I have been in telepathic communication with it. Big fun coming your way, Ravenna neighborhood.

  • http://robertfking.wordpress.com/ Roki

    On the other hand, perhaps it’s a good excuse to fly Pope Francis out here. I mean, if the gates of Hell will not prevail against the keys of Peter, some little nonsense under Seattle should pose no problem. Right?