Kevin Knight Kills Me

So I sent him a link to my epic gloat on behalf of the Home Team and ask him if he’d be interested in running it on New Advent. I also add, “Say! *You* live in Denver, doncha?”

He graciously runs the link and then writes back:

After a little while, those standing there went up to Kevin and said, “Surely you are one of them, for your odor gives you away.” Then he began to call down curses on himself and he swore to them, “I don’t know this Manning!” Immediately a seahawk crowed. And he went outside and wept bitterly.

I’ll think of you, Kevin, as Seattle holds the huge victory parade today.

Huge. Victory. Parade.

You’ll get the Broncos back as soon as they finish sweeping up after it’s over.

  • Tominellay

    …thinking ‘way more people should read here…

  • capaxdei

    Mark’s gloating over the Seahawks is sort of like someone from Georgia gloating over someone else from Georgia winning a Mega Millions jackpot.

  • jaybird1951

    What has happened to the destructive “celebrators’ who torched furniture and damaged public property in Pioneer Square after the game?

    • chezami

      Beats me. There were a few arrests. Not a big deal. The overwhelming mood of the town has been jubilation, not post-apocalyptic Mad Max civilizational breakdown.


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