Best story from the LA Congress

A reader writes:

My son John Paul was required to go.  He was torn, but missing school made up for a lot.  Overall, his comment was “super lame”.  But the guys carrying the “hug me” signs provided an outlet.  He made them hug him for twice as long as they were actually willing to, and so felt that he had wreaked his revenge.  His cousin took pictures.

I am instantly reminded of this:

Avengers Kung Fu!
Shocking Proof That the Pope is *Not* Infallible
My son is some kind of literary genius