A society that feels it needs an app to tell it when to go pee during the movie showing preternaturally hot and fit superheroes killing our enemies in fiery explosions (for freedom!).

Afterward, we walk 20 yards to the car and are out of breath from the exertion.

And that’s why we are the greatest country in the world, foreigners. And it’s why you envy us so much. Because you hate us for our freedom.

  • silicasandra

    Alternative purpose for the app: here is the boring part, so feel free to start smooching your date. Before she finds out you have an app called “Run Pee”.