Judging from the Panic on the Left

the lede for this story should read:

Roundups and mass executions of atheists begin tomorrow, followed by inductions of all citizens, 18-64, into the Holy American Crusader Force for Global Religious Conversion. Agnostics have 24 hours to make up their minds before being sent to re-education camps for medical experimentation. The Year of the Great Cleansing Fire has Dawned! Hallowed are the Ori!

Fortunately, however, the sane Mollie Hemingway is covering it instead.