We Kill People Based on Metadata

No. Seriously.

Fortunately, it’s just worthless foreigners we are reasonably sure need killing. And if it’s a mistake, no big deal. It’s not like we are doing everything we can to engender hatred of the US and create a fertile recruiting ground for more Islamic radicalism.

Best part: It’s just a matter of time before our National Security Regime decides that due process is slowing down the swift and efficient murder of American citizen Caesar is pretty sure are (or will be) guilty of something. His Majesty King Obama has made great strides in that direction. Because Safety!