Catholic and Enjoying It!
…in addition to being a Cleat of Justice who will tread down the New England Cheaters like grass, drive them before us, hear the lamentation of their women, and dragoon their children into serving as janissaries to give our dirty feet tonguebaths as we sip Starbuck lattes lightly seasoned with the futile blood, sweat, and tears of our foes…
...is also a living saint whom the Church should just go ahead and canonize now (I’m quoting somewhat freely here). That’s just how Seattle rolls. Not just awesome but awesome in so many ways.
Bring it, Cheaters!
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