This killed me

From here in Seattle comes this hilarious video.  Normally, when you get drunk and decide to break into a car using a mop, the security cam just records you silently and a few cops see it.  But when you chose to do it in the parking lot of KIRO-TV, our local CBS affiliate, you are suddenly ushered into a whole new level of public humiliation.  Not only does your face go out to a lot more people than it would if did this in a convenience store parking lot, but you discover that your exploits are voiced over by the best sports reporter talent in the area using state of the art technology to make you the most famous butt of a joke in western Washington and (with the internet) perhaps the world:

"I am neither a liar nor illiterate. The lie is animated by the liar. If ..."

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"Yes. Because God *damns* lies that inflict cruelty on parents who have lost their children ..."

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"Lies, especially lies that inflict cruelty on parents who have lost their children to murder, ..."

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