Why You Might Want to Keep a Demon Possessed Toaster

I gather this clip is from a 1984 episode of the Today Show. Contains some timeless wisdom, if you ask me.

Enter Weird Al
Mysterious Reality: A Naturalistic Buddhist Meditation
Wishing the World a Happy Six Thousand & Twentieth Birthday! Along with a tip of the Hat to Not Knowing
Telling Religious Stories: Fingers Pointing to the Moon