aladdin’s bible

Magical version of the bible.

A magical version of the bible. Use scripture for what you want. It’s a recipe of potions. Bend it to grant your wishes. Ta-da!

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About David Hayward

David Hayward runs the blog nakedpastor as a graffiti artist on the walls of religion where he critiques religion… specifically Christianity and the church. He also runs the online community The Lasting Supper where people can help themselves discover, explore and live in spiritual freedom.

  • Sarah

    I’m sorry, but that spout is just in the shape of a phallus. Got it in the brain today! :-)

  • Sarah

    What happens when you rub it? ..

  • Megan Carus

    I may not agree with you on every issue (I do on most) but I appreciate the way you challenge the evangelical status quo.

    And Sarah, how unholy of you to think such dirty thoughts…I thought it too. I say that in jest, lol.

  • Gary


  • jesus loves gays

    i love the lamp. don’t we always do that, rub God’s word, looking for the answer to “poof” just appear. Of course, he’s got more answers than wishes in there, and we’ll never live long enough to figure them all out, so, it’s a good thing he gives us eternity after this to show us lots more.
    I’m excited.