Love the eyebrows!
Even though this is meant to be an exaggeration for effect (I think anyway…grin) it is very close to the truth. I my last two churches the pastor was fond of saying how wonderful the “staff” was and what a blessing they were to the congregation and how much we all should appreciate them. I always got the feeling that it was just a thinly veiled method of pure grandstanding by the pastor who was not quite comfortable with saying these things about himself directly.
jeez!! i’ve died and gone to heaven! this is off the hook!
I know the pastor. He’s a ghost from my past.