Someone might respond with, “The word of the Lord lasts forever” (1 Peter 1:25). But we all know that’s not talking about the bible. It’s talking about what is True. What is Reality.
That-Which-We-Call-God doesn’t have a favorite translation, doesn’t use the red-letter edition, doesn’t read it every day or any day.
That-Which-We-Call-God doesn’t have a bible.
Which is why in the cartoon God is laughing his head off, along with all kinds of other reasons.