What’s The Funniest Verse In The Bible?

What verse in the Bible do you find most amusing? It doesn’t have to be intended to be amusing – no need to restrict the question in that way. I’m just asking what verse you find most amusing, humorous or entertaining.

For me, for a long time it has been Hebrews 13:22, where, at the end of thirteen chapters of some of the densest and most complex theological discourse in the whole Bible, the author says “Brothers, I urge you to bear with my word of exhortation, for I have written you only a short letter.” This guy cracks me up.

Which verse would you pick? Tell me by leaving a comment!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03503876183620206761 Josh McManaway

    Taken out of context..Proverbs 12:12 – “The wicked man desires the booty of evil men…”

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13599662252662686373 BSM

    For all the husbands:Proverbs 21:9: “It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house” ~BCP

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03126711689901268060 Quixie

    Malachi 2:3″Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces.”Ó

  • Richard Carnes

    I don’t know if this is exactly funny, but 1 Corinthians 14:38 could serve as the motto of creationism: “But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.”