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The Starfleet American Football team’s three lead players tebow in secular thanksgiving for their victory over the gods of Olympus’ team.
Live long and posture.
I see a pattern here. Tebowing: Starfleet, Dr Who, Terminator, Nude Guy, Darth Vader, covering the dates 1962 to the present. By my calculation, there is a .9998 probability that Tebow is a prophet. Also, since the fossil record is perfect, there is a 0.00001 probability that transitional species exist. That probability must be .9998 to accept evolution. My proposed thesis on junk science.