For what else is Jesus useful?
Garnering votes, waging war, making peace, pushing people down, lifting people up, getting people to stand against injustice, getting people to tolerate injustice…
He’s also sometimes decorative on toast.
And on other things! Sacred hearts, stained-glass windows, crucifixions, nativity scenes… quite possibly the most decorative dude ever!
Hello Kitty eat your heart out!