Simcha’s Guide to Naming Catholic Children

Here to help.

  • Mike Walsh

    I always recommend parents take the “playground test”: this kid will have to wear that carefully-chosen moniker into the playground, where it will be subject to the merciless critique of other kids. I mean, what were they thinking, the parents of St. Polycarp?

  • PaperSmyth

    Very nice! I have to say, though, I wish that I had thought of “100% Catholic but live outside the compound” because that’s just amazing!