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Oh my sisters and brothers, here is the best story you will read all week.
His mistake was swimming in a shipping channel.
He doesn’t appear to be the sharpest blade in the drawer. One should never do anything after drinking eight beers. Actually, one should never drink eight beers in one day’s time.
Lol. Love that they mentioned how mad his mom was at him…
If they caught him on the way back, how do they know he actually made it?
That last line? Awesome.
“If I’m going to be in the paper, I’d at least like them to say I actually made it, even though I got in trouble and everything,” Morillo, 47, said Tuesday. “I gotta pay fines and stuff. But I don’t want it to sound like I didn’t make it, because then my buddies are going to say ‘ha, ha, you didn’t make it.’ Because that was the whole thing, to show them I could do it.”
This guy deserves to be a hero, with statues of him put up on both sides of the river.
Oh my gosh, it’s Two-Bit. It’s Two-Bit and he’s grown up. Hi, Two-Bit!