If you are too modest or delicate to read about these errr…sizable matters…please do skip this post. Wonder what I am talking about? Well, it begins tamely enough.
At the end of a long and probably very boring formal dinner in honour of the retirement of the President of France, Charles de Gaulle, British Prime Minister, Harold Macmillan, turned to Madame de Gaulle and asked politely what she was looking forward to in her retirement. Quick as a flash the elderly lady replied, “A penis.” Dead silence fell on the table, everybody wondering if they had heard right.
And it rather goes on, from there. What is it with these people collecting penae?