God Bless ‘Murica…

… A little late for the Fourth of July, but hey, since I’m still burning through my cache of bootleg fireworks and bathtub gin… Behold! Patriotic art that should never be.

And He will raaaiiiissse you up on eagles’ wiiiinnggsssss.

Click here for a glorious gallery of truck stop religious art. The author of the post calls it blasphemy. I wouldn’t go that far. But then again, I am an avid collector of kitsch. Awkward, a little. Intentionally blasphemous, no. Totally hifreakinlarious, yes.

About Katrina Fernandez

Mackerel Snapping Papist

  • MeanLizzie

    This stuff is almost as bad as the Rosary for America I saw being advertised. Its 50 beads were the 50 states (!) and the end beads were American Flags. It was so awful there were no words for it.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat Katrina Fernandez

      Hey if it gets redneck conversions… :P

    • katieokeefe

      No, no…not even. Just…no. I have missed your “crappy art” posts, Kat. :)

  • Quittin’ time at Tara!

    Now, if that eagle about to perch on the Lord’s forearm was a pink flamingo, no force in earth could keep me from it. I might add a Fender unto His free right hand. It’s how I believe.

  • Christian LeBlanc

    Why don’t Catholics like religious art?

  • Romulus

    One religion at a time is plenty, thanks.