Stupid things I do on any given Monday…

… Today I ate an entire package of Quaker Rice Cakes. I am pretty sure nutrition doesn’t work that way. In other news, Obama’s federally funded golf course at Andrew’s Air Force Base remains open while he continues to close access off to monuments, parks, roads, and oceans. I’m pretty sure that’s not how a presidency is supposed to work either.

In Social Studies today, my son asked his teacher how come Obama hasn’t been impeached yet when all Nixon did was break into an office building. Tomorrow I’m anticipating his expulsion from school and my arrest for being a treasonous racist.

After dinner, The Boy & I headed to a local park to walk the track. While there we spotted a group of ladies prancercising! Did you know people find it super creepy if you just walk up behind them and try to join in?

Maybe I’ll buy myself a nice piece of original artwork to take the sting off of being socially awkward.

Speaking of being socially awkward… there are people STILL talking and writing about the Pope’s interview. I know!

About Katrina Fernandez

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  • AMoniqueOcampo

    Some people can be so petty. And tiny. Thankfully, I’m just tiny.

  • Quittin’ time at Tara!

    If we cannot sidle prancercizers, the terrorists have already won.

  • Mary E.

    Of the various paintings on that page, I would give serious consideration to the flying fish with fangs towing the water-skier . . .

  • Cassidy H.

    What on earth is prancercizing? I need to google…

    • Cassidy H.

      Oh my…

  • dan hunter

    Its not brain surgery and you can still eat enjoyable foods whilst losing fat and gaining muscle.
    The way you are going, you will give up entirely in 1 month.
    What works for my wife and I is eating 3 square’s a day and no more than 2000 calories.
    Exercise thrice a week for only 1/2 hour each time.
    That’s only 1 1/2 hours out of over 100 hours a week.
    It really is all about calories.
    If you burn more than you take in, you lose weight.
    If you do not, you gain it.
    It does not matter what you eat for this to work.
    But you need to eat well to nourish your body.
    We use “Shakelogy” every morning for Break fast.
    It is very good tasting and it is extremely nourishing.

  • Rebecca Fuentes

    The paintings have totally made my day. As for weight-loss . . . look up The Paleo Mama blog. I’m not sure rice cakes count as nutrition ever. They’re barely food, aren’t they?