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What do you suppose I was saying that had The Tickle aghast and BMac scrolling through his iPhone?
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“I am Ken Silva.”
Tony giving erroneous directions to Chipotle. Ms. Tickle was thinking about getting extra guac and Brian packed a turkey sandwich.
Mike already won this thread, obviously. But I think it went something like this:
“‘Where does the emerging church get their theology?’ Why, they read my blog, of course! Duh!”
“and that is how we are going to take over the world!”
PT responds “wait, WHAT?”
BM thinks while playing Angry Birds on his iPhone, “there he goes afain, Tony is on his taking over the world soap box”
“Well the real test of Orthodoxy, and therefore loving Jesus, can be summed up by a simple acrostic: T U L I P….”
“‘If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ then anthema- let him be cursed. Come, Lord Jesus’, 1 Corinthians 16:21”.
“It’s simple, and I’ll repeat it just one more time. BIBLE – Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.”
TJ “Heeeeyyyyy! There’s no need for that kind of language here!” PT “Did I hear the f bomb?” Bmac “can I just crawl under the table now and pretend I’m not here?”
As the new era of McCarthyism dawned, the imfamous “Emergent Three” face a senate-based loyalty review. In his opening remarks, Tony Jones begain:
“Senator Beck, if I could just explain my soteriology briefly, I’m sure this would all be cleared up.”
In the era of new McCarthyism, the infamous “Emergent Three” face a senatorial loyalty panel. Ring-leader Tony “Theoblogian” Jones, responding to charges, says: “Senator Beck, if I could just explain my soteriology we could clear this up”.
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“Let’s face it–there is no Great Emergence. There’s only a series of local, contextualized emergences.”
Yeah, try as we might, Mike totally captured this in the first comment. Wow…
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