Why God Created the Shotgun

So cool and geeky nano-bot engineers can watch ignorant Marines with high school degrees (and $189 shotguns) blow their precious creations out of the sky for sport. These look impressive otherwise.

Oh, I’m sure these little critters won’t be able to be jammed electronically or anything. But if they can’t be, the Remington 870-P, and the soldier, sailor, airman, and Marine, is in the arsenal. Ducks, dove, and geese taste better though.

I used to love playing Galaga, by the way. Next wonder weapon, please. Semper Fidelis.

UPDATE

Amazon.com thinks they’ll  be making deliveries this way?

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  • Lesley Hughes

    “….Ignorant Marines with high school degrees…” was this phrase necessary to get your point across?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/yimcatholic/ Frank Weathers

      Absolutely.

      Semper Fidelis