The issue of same-sex marriage is settled. After Obergefell same-sex couples have a right to enter into marriage in any state and there’s nothing those states can do about it. But one lawmaker from Kentucky, Joseph M. Fischer (R-eally dumb) has a plan: what if they just stop calling marriage? Brilliant! He’s introduced a hulking bill that would both introduce the concept of matrimony (it’s just like marriage, but no homo) and replace every instance of “marriage” in the state’s... Read more