2016-02-04T08:53:39-07:00

The Daily Caller, which is about as legit a news source as the bible, posted this headline the other day: First off, big kudos once again to the Freedom From Religion Foundation for yet another legal victory in keeping church and state separate.  Those guys and gals at the FFRF get work done, I swear. Anyway, my father came roaring into the comments to explain what dishonest spin this really is: What a dishonest title. Atheists didn’t force the courthouse... Read more

2016-02-04T08:32:28-07:00

Hemant has posted about a group trying to build the biggest giant cross in history — 19 stories tall! This structure, like all giant crosses, will be functionally derelict.  It’s kind of like owning the biggest truck in town because your penis is totally the largest.  At least the truck can still guzzle shitloads of gas to get you from point A to point B.  A giant cross just sits there not doing anything, but also reminding people that Christianity’s... Read more

2016-02-04T07:43:58-07:00

Good morning, everybody!  I’m coming down sick, but I’ve already seen a crapload of stories I want to write about.  Thank goodness for having a cushy job.  🙂 View post on imgur.com Read more

2016-02-03T11:51:56-07:00

Here’s something before I head out to teach kids to sing.  Enjoy.  🙂 Read more

2016-02-03T09:56:24-07:00

The Senate Courts of Justice Committee has approved what is being called the Kim Davis bill.  This is apropos since it would allow clerks not to do the same part of their job that Davis didn’t do: A Virginia Senate committee on Wednesday approved a bill that would allow officials to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples because of their religious beliefs. Members of the Senate Courts of Justice Committee by an 8-6 vote margin approved Senate Bill... Read more

2016-02-03T08:36:34-07:00

Whomever posted this image seems to think the raccoon is taking care of them because they’re sick. But I see those hands — he thinks he’s bartering for a treat: View post on imgur.com Read more

2016-02-02T13:51:05-07:00

The Christian Post is pretty pumped.  It’s looking like The Learning Channel is going to help people “learn” to shit out more kids than you can afford and teach them to work feverishly to make second class citizens of your fellow Americans: “19 Kids and Counting” was one reality series that garnered a solid fanbase until the show had to be cancelled because of the scandal faced by one of the members of the Duggar clan. However, reports now state... Read more

2016-02-02T11:47:42-07:00

The PRRI has released a study showing that 73% of Americans favor coaches at public schools leading prayers with student athletes: The Public Religion Research Institute last week released its fourth annual survey of sports and religion.  The survey (full data) concluded that 48% of those surveyed think that playing fantasy online sports is gambling, while 63% think that gambling is morally acceptable.  Another question asked whether or not respondents agree that football coaches at public high schools should be allowed to... Read more

2016-02-02T10:28:58-07:00

This last weekend Ted Cruz let Phil Robertson warm up a crowd for him in Iowa.  The event confirmed that Robertson needs a little more awareness: Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson warmed up a crowd Sunday in Iowa for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) by vowing to “rid the earth” of same-sex marriage supporters. “It is evil, it’s wicked, it’s sinful and they want us to swallow it,” Robertson told the crowd in Council Bluffs. Dude… Robertson proceeded to say we... Read more

2016-02-02T10:15:46-07:00

Strangely, even though god told Mike Huckabee to run, god left Huckabee high and dry as one of the Republican bottom-feeders (in nomination race, that is — Huck was a bottom-feeder long before that).  That god — what a joker! I am officially suspending my campaign. Thank you for all your loyal support. #ImWithHucK — Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) February 2, 2016 Huck, fin. 😛 Read more

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