6 Things Your Wife Says to You that She Might Not Actually Mean

1.  “Do you think she is pretty?”

Now, husbands, this is a loaded question, and there is not a lot of room for mistakes here.  When we ask you this, we are acknowledging that the woman in reference is obviously attractive.  We know that you probably think she is pretty too.  What we really mean is, “Do you think she is prettier than me?”.  I know this is a very insecure question, but sometimes, we just want to hear you tell us that you only have eyes for us.  We don’t expect you to go through life with blinders on, but we want you to see us as the ultimate prize..  Honestly, it would be better if we could just say “She’s pretty, isn’t she?”, and you could respond with a simple “Yes.”…moving on.
This next one can make dinners out really awkward…