6 Things Your Wife Says to You that She Might Not Actually Mean

4.  “Does this make me look fat?”

I know this statement is often joked about in television commercials and in sitcoms, and yet we are STILL saying it.  Husbands, when we ask you this, we usually mean, “Sweetie, don’t you think this tight outfit makes me look hot with all my curves on display?”  We just want you to notice us and tell us that we are beautiful.  It usually has nothing to do with our weight.  Even if we are looking a little heavier, please don’t tell us.  We probably already know.

This next one often makes a couple late…