6 Things Your Wife Says to You that She Might Not Actually Mean

5. “I’m almost ready.”

Okay, I’m sure some of us struggle with this one more than others.  Some people are just more accurate with time.  I, however, have made this statement many  times but meant it loosely.  When some of us say this, we more or less really mean, “I am in process, and my definition of ‘almost’ is somewhere in between starting and finishing.  So, Sweetie, it might do you some good to turn on that game and take a load off for awhile…but I promise I am getting there…on my clock.”  Husbands, please give us a leeway here.  We are just trying to look our best, and sometimes…okay many times…it may take a longer than expected.

This next one appears nice but it leads to a lot of fights in the end…