About

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Matthew Currie lives in your TV, and while you’re watching it, he’s watching you and commenting. He got in through one of the unused jacks in the back. Mostly, he’s concerned about how much you scratch yourself sometimes. Cut that out.

He’s also a professional astrologer, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Like everyone else, Matthew is on Twitter: @matthewcurrie

And hey: if you like what I’m cooking, CLICK HERE so I can get groceries to cook some more for you.