The Top 10
Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)
Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire
Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager
Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer/Climber
Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester
Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director
Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer
Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee
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