O.K. I had my doubts about the claim you can buy ANYTHING on ebay….. until now. Check out this offering for a mere $89,000 (and free shipping!)
And lest you doubt my veracity—- here’s the link—-https://www.ebay.com/i/283349093997
Just think of the possibilities— like Jesus you can attract fishermen to fish, while going to church. Or, if your pastor is all wet when he preaches, you can always go swimming for a while and climb back on during the benediction. One warning— look out for a Jonah sized fish if you decide on the immersion baptism…..er…… swimming option.