AGING
I WAS VISITING WITH A SENIOR
WHO REALLY WAS QUITE SPRY
SHE HANDED ME A PILLOW
THE INSCRIPTION STRUCK MY EYE—
‘MY HEARING AID IS WORKING
MY TEETH THEY FIT JUST FINE,
BUT LORD OH LORDY MERCY
I SURELY MISS MY MIND’
IS AGE JUST A NUMBER?
THEY SAY IT DOESN’T COUNT
HOW THEN EXPLAIN THE WRINKLES
OR THE WAY MY WAIST STICKS OUT?
MY WAIST IS NOW WAISTED
I CANNOT HOLD IT IN
AND IF I HEAR ‘PLEASINGLY PLUMP’
I MAY THROW UP AGAIN.
WHAT ABOUT MY DIMMING VISION
OR MY HEARING’S NOT SO GOOD
WHAT ABOUT MY SLOWER JOGGING
AND NOT BREATHING LIKE I SHOULD?
AND WHY MUST I BE TESTED
FOR EVERY KNOWN DISEASE
EVERY TIME I SEE THE DOCTOR
EVERY TIME I MERELY SNEEZE?
DON’T SAY THAT OLD IS BETTER
OR THAT WISDOM COMES WITH AGE
I’VE MET TOO MANY SENILE SENIORS
I DON’T ENVY THEM THEIR RAGE.
AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE PILLS
THEY SAY THAT I MUST TAKE
ARE THEY ALL JUST PLACEBOS
OR HAS THERE BEEN SOME MISTAKE?
TELL MARKETERS TO STOP CALLING
ABOUT MY MEDICARE
I’LL DECIDE WHEN I NEED THEM
IF I NEED THEM ANYWHERE
DON’T MENTION RETIRING
OR VESTED PENSION FUNDS
I WANT TO KEEP ON WORKING
UNTIL MY RACE IS RUN.
MY BRAIN IS STILL QUITE USEFUL
I DON’T FORGET MOST FACTS
UNTIL IT GOES OFF THE BOIL
I WON’T GIVE MY CONTRACT BACK.
BESIDES, JUST AS IT HAPPENS
I HAVE ETERNAL LIFE
I DON’T KNOW WHY AGING’S NEGATIVE
CAUSING ENDLESS STRIFE
I’M CLOSER NOW TO HEAVEN
THAN WHEN I FIRST BEGAN
AND AGING HAS NOT TAKEN
MY TRUST IN THE GREAT ‘I AM’.
SO STOP ALL THE WORRY
ABOUT MY LIFE AND HEALTH
I ALREADY HAVE THE PRECIOUS THING
MY EVERLASTING WEALTH
BW3 MAY 12, 2021