Brain Food

BRAIN FOOD

I’ve got a genuine replica brain,

It’s a collectible edition,

I grant it’s not the latest model,

But it’s in good condition.

It still processes data pretty well

Though there are some memory lapses

It knows the difference between good and evil,

And even between knaves and apses.

There’s minimal start up time with the help of good coffee

And it can occasionally multi-task

But if you want infallible or perfect

You’d best not ask.

This brain is not for sale,

Nor is it on permanent loan

But what with our new technology

But I understand it can be cloned.

If  you’re looking for help with the Bible,

Or music and good books,

I’ve got a lot of things stuffed in the cortex

That deserves a second look.

If you find someone to clone it,

Please do make it known,

I would like a backup copy

Of my very own.

I’ve got a genuine replica brain,

Though sometimes the synapses are misfiring

This accounts for the forgetfulness,

Just blame it on the wiring.

I was thinking of advertising this on eBay

But then I remembered I had a blog,

If you would like a data dump download

Then reply to this data log.