C: “Mommy, today at school I said that I wanted to date with Hannah and Rebecca”
Me: “Christopher, where did you hear about going on dates?!”
C: “From you and daddy!”
Me: “Oh, right, because daddy and mommy go on dates…Well, you need to be a little bit older to go on dates, Christopher. But you can have playdates.”
C: “Yeah, okay. Mommy, can I date with Lauren?”